11 6 / 2011
Monica: Am I ever gonna find a boyfriend again? I gonna die an old maid.
Chandler: You’re not gonna die an old maid, maybe an old spinster cook.
Monica: Thanks!
Chandler: Hey now besides, if worst comes to worst, I’ll be your boyfriend.
Monica: Yeah right. [she laughs]
Chandler: Why is that so funny?
Monica: You made a joke, right? So I laughed.
Chandler: Ha-ha-ha. A little to hard. What am I not boyfriend material?
Monica: Well, no. You’re Chandler. You know, Chandler! [she hits him on the arm]
Chandler: Okay, so we’ve established my name, and hit me. But theoretically, I mean say we weren’t friends, say it’s a blind date. I show up at your door, and I’m like [in a fake voice] “Hey, nice to meet ya. Hey, oh-hey.”
Monica: Well I’d probably be scared of a guy using a fake voice.Friends 3.25 - The One At The Beach
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08 6 / 2011
‘Do you know anything about chicks?’
Friends 3.21 - The One With a Chick and a Duck
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Monica: Am I ever gonna find a boyfriend again? I gonna die an old maid.Chandler: You’re not gonna die an old maid, maybe an old spinster cook.Monica: Thanks!Chandler: Hey now besides, if worst comes to worst, I’ll be your boyfriend.Monica: Yeah right. [she laughs]Chandler: Why is that so funny?Monica: You made a joke, right? So I laughed.Chandler: Ha-ha-ha. A little to hard. What am I not boyfriend material?Monica: Well, no. You’re Chandler. You know, Chandler! [she hits him on the arm]Chandler: Okay, so we’ve established my name, and hit me. But theoretically, I mean say we weren’t friends, say it’s a blind date. I show up at your door, and I’m like [in a fake voice] “Hey, nice to meet ya. Hey, oh-hey.”Monica: Well I’d probably be scared of a guy using a fake voice.
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