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DEAN BOWMAN: Mister Cappie, does this question pertain to the Amphora society?CAPPIE: Yes.BOWMAN: Is it relevant to our centuries old tradition and not just something about a society mascot or if Joshua Jackson and/or Paul Walker will be speaking to the group?CAPPIE: Yes, sir. The first one, the centuries old tradition one.BOWMAN: What’s your question?CAPPIE: Thank you very much, sir. Um, I was just wondering, is there like a secret dry cleaner for these robes? Just because I don’t really wanna get that out there in the general public…

DEAN BOWMAN: Mister Cappie, does this question pertain to the Amphora society?
CAPPIE: Yes.
BOWMAN: Is it relevant to our centuries old tradition and not just something about a society mascot or if Joshua Jackson and/or Paul Walker will be speaking to the group?
CAPPIE: Yes, sir. The first one, the centuries old tradition one.
BOWMAN: What’s your question?
CAPPIE: Thank you very much, sir. Um, I was just wondering, is there like a secret dry cleaner for these robes? Just because I don’t really wanna get that out there in the general public…

heartwarming:

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she looked extra beautiful in that green top.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.

Albert Einstein (via quote-book) (via kenzierain) (via heartwarming)

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fuckyeahtvpicspam: tutorgirl:

JEFF; I’m saying you’re a football player, it’s in your blood!
TROY; That’s racist.
JEFF; Your soul!
TROY; That’s racist!
JEFF; Your eyes?
TROY; That’s gay?
JEFF; That’s homophobic.
TROY; That’s black.
JEFF; THAT’S racist!
TORY; Damn.

Community, 1x06 Football, Feminism and You

fuckyeahkradam:

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yourfavoriteredhead:

surrenderlove:starrystairs:shimmeryshine:imthetindog:aconstantache:

Annie: Well guess what, handsome-hobo, your gravy train’s leaving the station. (makes train noises)

Troy: Ignore what she’s doing. We are serious.

- Community; 1x09

lol she is so fucking cute.

LMAO. A-DORABLE.

calikalie:


JAL: I’ve been thinking about what Chris would have wanted me to say today, the advice he’d give me, which would be something like, “You know what, babe? Fuck it. These guys know all about me. Tell them something different.” So, I thought I’d say something about a hero of Chris’, a man called Captain Joe Kittinger. In 1960, climbing into a foil balloon, Captain Joe ascended 32 kilometres into the stratosphere. And then, armed only with a parachute, he jumped out. He fell for four minutes and thirty-six seconds, reaching seven hundred and forty miles per hour before opening his parachute five kilometres above the Earth. It had never been done before, and it’s never been done since. He did it just because he could. And that’s why Chris loved him; because the thing about Chris was, he said yes. He said yes to everything. He loved everyone. And he was the bravest boy— man—I knew. And that was—he flung himself out of a foil balloon every day. Because he could. Because he was. And that’s why—and that’s why we loved him.

Skins, 2x10 Everyone

calikalie:

JAL: I’ve been thinking about what Chris would have wanted me to say today, the advice he’d give me, which would be something like, “You know what, babe? Fuck it. These guys know all about me. Tell them something different.” So, I thought I’d say something about a hero of Chris’, a man called Captain Joe Kittinger. In 1960, climbing into a foil balloon, Captain Joe ascended 32 kilometres into the stratosphere. And then, armed only with a parachute, he jumped out. He fell for four minutes and thirty-six seconds, reaching seven hundred and forty miles per hour before opening his parachute five kilometres above the Earth. It had never been done before, and it’s never been done since. He did it just because he could. And that’s why Chris loved him; because the thing about Chris was, he said yes. He said yes to everything. He loved everyone. And he was the bravest boy— man—I knew. And that was—he flung himself out of a foil balloon every day. Because he could. Because he was. And that’s why—and that’s why we loved him.

Skins, 2x10 Everyone

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imthetindog:


ANNIE; I am putting my foot down, you understand? I am being assertive. And I am making eye contact. And it is achieving results!JEFF; Are you trying to get formidable with me?

Community, 1x07 Introduction to Statistics


God, she’s adorable.

heartwarming:

imthetindog:

ANNIE; I am putting my foot down, you understand? I am being assertive. And I am making eye contact. And it is achieving results!
JEFF; Are you trying to get formidable with me?

Community, 1x07 Introduction to Statistics

God, she’s adorable.

bugseatbooks:

robotsunflowers:

Believe it or not, George isn’t at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I’d pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not I’m not home!!!

Seinfeld S8E15

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